Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts

6.25.2012

On international travel

Friends,

Whenever I'm going to have an especially long absence from this site, I like to let you know about it.  The warning might save you a few seconds of visiting a non-updated Tangent Space(s), and at any rate it makes me feel like you might miss my blogging, and that thusly this whole enterprise is a valuable use of my time.

My raging neediness aside, it's time for one of those warnings.  I will not be updating this site until, say, mid-August.  You're probably wondering what could possibly tear me away from my beloved blog for so long, and you're right to wonder that.  It would take a lot.

Well, I will be spending the next 6 weeks in Melbourne, Australia!

I (and the team going with me) will be keeping a blog specifically to give updates about our mission trip-- stories, photos, prayer requests, etc.  Feel free to check that regularly if you want to hear about my ministry experiences and lessons learned in the land down under.

I thought I would leave you with one final (mini-)tangent.  And the tangent that's been on my mind lately, of course, is international travel.



The Best and Worst of Going Overseas
For general air travel woes, here's an old post on the subject


The Worst

1. Jet lag
I'm not necessarily a seasoned world traveler, but this ain't my first rodeo (somehow I need you to puzzle out that rodeo = flight across the Pacific).  If you've never been jet lagged, basically it's as terrifying as you'd expect-- your internal clock just being totally wrong.  Like, 12 hours wrong.  There's nothing fun about that.

2. Missing your checked bags
Flying domestically with one or more layovers, your checked bags have an okay chance of arriving when you do at your final destination (by no means 100%, but okay).  Going international, well... you're not getting that luggage when you get there.  Just accept it.  I hope you can fit 2-3 days of survival items in your carry-on.  You're going to need it.

The Best

1. The beauty of other cultures
It's so easy to think of America as the world.  I mean, I know there are other countries out there, but in the back of my mind, they function like Alaska or Hawaii.  Just more distant extensions of what I know.  Going to those countries helps to shatter this false picture of our world.  The mystery, unfamiliarity, strangeness (and yet relatability) of other cultures are fascinating.

2. A better understanding of humankind
Once you're in another place, meeting people and learning about their lives, it's so much easier to understand what things are universal to people everywhere and what things are specific to specific cultures.  Sure, we might learn in a classroom that America is "individualistic" while Mexico is "collectivistic", but what does that look like?  In what ways does a Mexican family function differently from an American one?  What would still look the same?


This isn't goodbye, it's... yeah, it's goodbye
But just for a month or two

Have you traveled overseas?  What was your favorite thing about it?

Jon

7.27.2011

Travel Days -- flying edition

Most people love to travel.  I think this has to do partly with some objective awesomeness to seeing new places and cultures and partly with how it's hip and cool to love travel -- not to mention that we get to tell interesting (and often hilarious) stories from our ventures away from home.

But what I often forget as I'm embellishing an embarrassing tale of my visit to an East Asian massage parlor or a comical disaster story about a Guatemalan landslide is that bookending any amazing travel experience are 2 awful days of excrutiating travel.

I don't think I realized until... well, now... how much I dislike the actual travel required for any trip.  So I thought I would walk you through my typical travel day experience and see how much you agree or disagree.  Because air travel and road-tripping each has its own unique perils, I'll tackle them one blog post at a time.


My typical air travel day

4:45 a.m.: Wake up
And if you know me, this isn't pretty.

7:20 a.m.: Realize I forgot to pack an important item
E.g. body wash

8:45 a.m.: Layover meal dilemma --> "brunch"
I realize I ate breakfast at 5 a.m.  I'm now ravenously hungry.  I eat another meal, and I accept the fact that I'll be eating at least 6 meals today.

9:30 a.m.: Pray there will be empty seats on this flight
Because either I or the 250-lb. dude next to me needs to move.

9:50 a.m.: Accept that God has answered my prayer
...with a resounding "No."

9:52 a.m.: Try not to be embarrassed about what I'm reading
It's usually a sci-fi or fantasy novel.

10:40 a.m.: Realize that I forgot to pack another important item
E.g. swimming trunks

11:00 a.m.: Curb my returning hunger with airplane food
Either a "snack" of stale pretzels or a "meal" of frozen fish head.

11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.: The "second layover blur"
My mind now checks out for the day.  I will later look back and have no memory of the boring, tedious, frustrating sequence of events. 

2:30 p.m.: Arrive
Unfortunately, both my luggage and my brain were accidentally put on the wrong plane.  So I stumble around like an angry zombie, waiting for someone to give me my suitcase and, in turn, a sound mind.

The rest of the day is spent trying (unsuccessfully) to sleep and missing my luggage.  I try to find solace in strange places, like in the thought, "Well hey, even if I had my luggage, I'd still be missing my body wash and swimming trunks."  Comforting thought.


What about you?

Does travel wreck you like it wrecks me?

What funny things have happened to you in airports or airplanes?

Jon